society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
person: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
person: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
person: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
person: well, are they at least free? like how people can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
person:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
person:
society:
person: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
person:
society: what third option?
person: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
the—grimreefer:

Isn’t she the cutest puppy in the whole world 😍

the—grimreefer:

Isn’t she the cutest puppy in the whole world 😍

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

your-bodyisbeautiful:

jlareine:

OMG LOVE THIS S/O to whoever made this

Reblogging again because it’s literal perfection

 - when you notice Pirate Cove is empty
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five-nights-five-friends:

oxobri:

{{This never gets old.
Ever.}}

bitch has been fucked up!

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

When paint tool sai shuts down and you didn’t save

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handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

pastel-chaos:

fnaf fandom is everything okay

pastel-chaos:

fnaf fandom is everything okay

smilesandfreaks:

People don’t seem to be noticing exactly what the significance of the “Something borrowed, something new" caption is in the new Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 teaser.

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Look at old Bonnie’s head. Everything inside, from the jaw up, is torn out systematically. In animatronics, most of the programming is either in the chest component, or in the head component.

Still don’t get it?

The something New? It’s the new Bonnie body.

The something Borrowed? It’s old Bonnie’s brain.